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  • Random Crap Tin

    Random Crap Tin

    The perfect tin for random crap. Never be deceived by a beautiful box of biscuits again.

    • Super clear design
    • Rat Resistant Metal. Whatever that means
    • Stores crap that fits into LWH: 27.4 x 22 x 9.2 centimetres
  • Mobile Phone Jail Cell

    Now you may not be EVERYONE’s favourite person with this gift, but this mobile phone jail cell is guaranteed to make dinners mobile free (although we can’t guarantee it’ll be argument free!). It’s also a great way to de-stress yourself by ensuring you don’t check the god-awful news every 2 seconds.

  • The Original (C)ock Mug

    Ah, the faithful OCK mug to accompany the beautiful UNT mug. Great for your favourite lads, or combine with the UNT mug for a couples housewarming present. This beautiful hard ceramic mug will remind your beloved friends just how much you love them at all times. There are quite a few versions of this mug, but this cock mug is the genuine deal. Lesser quality mugs are prone to fading, but this one will stay vivid and bright for a long time to come.

    Please note we will not accept liability if you give one of these to your boss. If you really must give it to your boss however, we suggest doing it anonymously.

     

  • Amazon Print at Home Gift Card for Same Day Delivery

    Amazon Print at Home Gift Card for Same Day Delivery

    Order a printable gift card from Amazon.co.uk. All you need to do is print the voucher at home or at work and ta-da – your gift is complete!

    You can choose any amount from £1-£1,000.

    • Comes with a range of customised options
    • Print a greetings card with a personalised photo attached
    • Choose from a range of different greetings – from birthdays to congratulatory to Christmas
    • Order and gift on the same day

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